Rock & Roll will never die! ... but
by Rich Hynes on Sunday, January 3, 2010 at 2:14pm
When I was a kid the battle cry was "Rock & Roll will never die! Rock & Roll is here to stay!". Well, with only fab two of the fab four remaining, Stephen Stills drawing Social Security from the U.S. Government and Elvis celebrating his 75th birthday, I offer this list;
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it does smell strongly of prune juice and Ben-Gay®
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it does draw full Social Security compensation.
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it does have a gall bladder operation scheduled for next Thursday.
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it will shake it's cane at you and tell you to get the hell off it's lawn.
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it will also never drive above 42 MPH
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it is dreading that annual prostate exam.
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it will try to comb-over it's male pattern baldness
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it is considering the purchase of a Hoveround®
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it will fumble in it's coin purse for exact change.
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it will wear black socks with Bermuda Shorts.
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it does seriously need to trim it's ear hairs.
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it will describe every detail of it's out-patient knee surgery.
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it clear it's mucus anytime and anywhere.
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it does have the thermostat set for 82º
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it will go on about how hip it is since it's hip replacement.
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it will say "what?" after every single thing you say.
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it does have $27,356.74 in it's checking account.
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it will show you pictures of every single one of it's grandchildren.
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it does have all of it's medication sorted by day of the week.
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it does remember that day in 1956 while forgetting the events of the last ten minutes.
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it does let out at least one good Malox® belch for every other thing it says.
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it has upgraded to DEPEND® Super Plus Absorbency.
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it does keep it's '64 Nash in immaculate condition.
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it will always tell you what it was like when it was a kid..
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but ______________________________________
Feel free to add your own… Happy New Year Everybody!
May result in an inability to perform daily activities as a result of increased memory loss, an increased risk of death compared to placebo, dementia-related psychosis. increased suicidal thoughts or behaviors, depression and other serious mental illnesses, new or worsening depression symptoms, unusual changes in behavior especially if they are severe or occur suddenly. Reactions have ranged from rash, hives and itching to anaphylaxis, which may include difficulty breathing, tightness in the chest, swelling of the mouth, face, lips, or tongue. Serious side effects may include: An increased risk of stroke and ministroke, Very high fever, rigid muscles, shaking, confusion, sweating, or increased heart rate and blood pressure. Abnormal or uncontrollable movements of face, tongue, or other parts of body. which could become permanent. Diabetes, or risk factors for diabetes or unexpected increases in thirst, urination, or hunger, in some cases serious and associated with coma or death. Lightheadedness or faintness caused by a sudden change in heart rate and blood pressure when rising quickly from a sitting or lying position Decreases in white blood cells (infection fighting cells). Can affect your judgment, thinking, or motor skills. You should not drive or operate hazardous machinery. Can impact your body’s ability to reduce body temperature; you should avoid overheating and dehydration. Has been associated with swallowing problems. Risk for seizures. Avoid: Drinking alcohol and breast-feeding an infant. Most common side effects Nausea, vomiting, constipation, headache, dizziness, an inner sense of restlessness or need to move, anxiety, insomnia, and restlessness Sleepiness, headache, vomiting, uncontrolled movement disorders or muscle disturbances such as restlessness, tremors and muscle stiffness), tiredness, increased appetite, insomnia, nausea, stuffy nose/sore throat, and increased weight prolonged, abnormal muscle spasm
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it does smell strongly of prune juice and Ben-Gay®
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it does draw full Social Security compensation.
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it does have a gall bladder operation scheduled for next Thursday.
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it will shake it's cane at you and tell you to get the hell off it's lawn.
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it will also never drive above 42 MPH
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it is dreading that annual prostate exam.
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it will try to comb-over it's male pattern baldness
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it is considering the purchase of a Hoveround®
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it will fumble in it's coin purse for exact change.
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it will wear black socks with Bermuda Shorts.
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it does seriously need to trim it's ear hairs.
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it will describe every detail of it's out-patient knee surgery.
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it clear it's mucus anytime and anywhere.
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it does have the thermostat set for 82º
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it will go on about how hip it is since it's hip replacement.
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it will say "what?" after every single thing you say.
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it does have $27,356.74 in it's checking account.
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it will show you pictures of every single one of it's grandchildren.
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it does have all of it's medication sorted by day of the week.
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it does remember that day in 1956 while forgetting the events of the last ten minutes.
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it does let out at least one good Malox® belch for every other thing it says.
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it has upgraded to DEPEND® Super Plus Absorbency.
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it does keep it's '64 Nash in immaculate condition.
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but it will always tell you what it was like when it was a kid..
Rock & Roll will never die! ... but ______________________________________
Feel free to add your own… Happy New Year Everybody!
May result in an inability to perform daily activities as a result of increased memory loss, an increased risk of death compared to placebo, dementia-related psychosis. increased suicidal thoughts or behaviors, depression and other serious mental illnesses, new or worsening depression symptoms, unusual changes in behavior especially if they are severe or occur suddenly. Reactions have ranged from rash, hives and itching to anaphylaxis, which may include difficulty breathing, tightness in the chest, swelling of the mouth, face, lips, or tongue. Serious side effects may include: An increased risk of stroke and ministroke, Very high fever, rigid muscles, shaking, confusion, sweating, or increased heart rate and blood pressure. Abnormal or uncontrollable movements of face, tongue, or other parts of body. which could become permanent. Diabetes, or risk factors for diabetes or unexpected increases in thirst, urination, or hunger, in some cases serious and associated with coma or death. Lightheadedness or faintness caused by a sudden change in heart rate and blood pressure when rising quickly from a sitting or lying position Decreases in white blood cells (infection fighting cells). Can affect your judgment, thinking, or motor skills. You should not drive or operate hazardous machinery. Can impact your body’s ability to reduce body temperature; you should avoid overheating and dehydration. Has been associated with swallowing problems. Risk for seizures. Avoid: Drinking alcohol and breast-feeding an infant. Most common side effects Nausea, vomiting, constipation, headache, dizziness, an inner sense of restlessness or need to move, anxiety, insomnia, and restlessness Sleepiness, headache, vomiting, uncontrolled movement disorders or muscle disturbances such as restlessness, tremors and muscle stiffness), tiredness, increased appetite, insomnia, nausea, stuffy nose/sore throat, and increased weight prolonged, abnormal muscle spasm
