6 Ways Out Of The Islamic Republic of Afghanistan

1. To the northwest is the former Soviet state of Turkmenistan. A black sand desert ruled by a "President For Life"


2. Due north is Uzbekistan. Another former Soviet state, now a semi-closed society, considered a human rights Hell hole where average earnings are $1.25 a day.


3. To the north east is Persian speaking, 90% mountainious, China neighboring Tajikistan.


4. In the far north east there's a short strip bordering Tajikistan, as well as China's furthest western border and the disputed Azar Kashmir area of northern Pakistan.


5. The enitre eastern and southern borders are with The Islamic Republic of Pakistan and is completly landlocked from The Indian Ocean/Arabian Sea/Gulf of Oman by roughly six hundred miles.


6. The western borders are with The Islamic Republic of Iran.

The New IBSFL Blues

In a Bob Dylan voice:

Come gather 'round childrens, I've a story to tell
'bout a young hippie girl and an old man who fell
madly in love with such style and grace
on the longest thread on the book of face

Unknown facebookers when they answered the call
of HESTER'S e-mail to come to The Hall
A union of facebookers, the best, without fail
A union, the best, I B S F L

Brothers and sisters, led well it seemed
by Sensi, wise leader GOLDSTEIN
Say it loud, say it proud and say it a lot
IBSFL girls are SO FV#%ING HAWT

One sister SO HOT, inquiring mind to know
THE GAURDNER so eager and happy to show
how quickly his love could be spread on a thread
Now they're a facebooking duo with laptops in bed

Love, so grand if you don't mind the pain
can be found on a thread or a comment chain
If you don't pay your dues you get nothin' at all
but you can find love down at The Union Hall

Everybody sing!

The Union Hall, The Union Hall
You can find love at The Union Hall
Pay your dues and it ain't nothin' at all
To find a little love at The Union Hall

The Mayberry Movie

The Mayberry Movie

A few years ago I saw a picture of Robin
Williams and I thought "He looks a lot like "Floyd The Barber"

So, it didn't take long for me to cast "The
Mayberry Movie" because "Tom Hanks" is perfect for the roll of "Andy"

Now every time I look at Steve Buscemi I see
Barney Fife

It only got easier from there. This woman IS
"Aunt Bea"

Jim Carrey was born to play "Gomer Pyle"

Now we're starting to get in to the big
bucks, but come on! It's uncanny,

But, this guy has the clout to get this movie
made

No, that other guy's not Opie's real dad but
speaking of cameo appearances,

The sooner this movie is done the better
because let's face it, none of us are getting any younger here.

And Scarlett Johansson as Thelma Lou (that's right, born
and raised in Mayberry and rockin' Fife's world each and every day)