The New IBSFL Blues

In a Bob Dylan voice:

Come gather 'round childrens, I've a story to tell
'bout a young hippie girl and an old man who fell
madly in love with such style and grace
on the longest thread on the book of face

Unknown facebookers when they answered the call
of HESTER'S e-mail to come to The Hall
A union of facebookers, the best, without fail
A union, the best, I B S F L

Brothers and sisters, led well it seemed
by Sensi, wise leader GOLDSTEIN
Say it loud, say it proud and say it a lot
IBSFL girls are SO FV#%ING HAWT

One sister SO HOT, inquiring mind to know
THE GAURDNER so eager and happy to show
how quickly his love could be spread on a thread
Now they're a facebooking duo with laptops in bed

Love, so grand if you don't mind the pain
can be found on a thread or a comment chain
If you don't pay your dues you get nothin' at all
but you can find love down at The Union Hall

Everybody sing!

The Union Hall, The Union Hall
You can find love at The Union Hall
Pay your dues and it ain't nothin' at all
To find a little love at The Union Hall